This is the story of only a little while ago.

i adore these three, they all happened to end up next to each other and so i have decided that naturally they must be the best of friends

catsofyore:

ALT

Weapons-grade disappointment. Ca. 1860. Source.

crevicedwelling:

who was crevice-dwelling in the woods?

was toad.

(via processintegrated)

brendanicus:

optimalmongoose4:

Big day for the EoG fandom

New content drop for the Gilgagirlies👆👆👆

(via cryptotheism)

keylimesiren:

crack idea no one asked for:

yona ends up being to zelda what sidon is to link, and zelda and link agonize together over their shared confusing feelings and wonder if all zora royalty are just Like This

(via prisiidon)

up-north-values:

urbanfantasyinspiration:

memeuplift:

Mike Hawk, huh

(via heavens-candle)

guerrillatech:

(via cosmic-dragons)

cryptotheism:

Listen I’m hammered right now but I did competition martial arts for several years. If Zuck and Musk actually fought, it would be fucking fascinating.

Zuck has been training for several years, but Musk is literally two weight classes heavier. That’s enough of a difference that most orgs would consider it legally dangerous for them to fight. However, Musk is also older, which could mitigate his weight advantage.

In a vacuum, I’d give that matchup a tenuous 50/50, but I think Zuck wins the psychological game. There’s nothing behind his eyes. He reminds me of the 5'4’’ coked up ringers that every Jiu-Jitsu dojo would bring to MMA tourneys. You can’t take your eyes off those guys or they win points by slipping along your kicks. Musk might be stronger but Zuck has the strategy.

Final call. Hammered 4/1 for Zuck.

rickybabyboy:

Am I…too silly?

kushblazer666:

(via cosmic-dragons)

cryptotheism:

cosmonautroger:

Many such cases

straycatj:

cumaeansibyl:

jeeyonshim:

Guess who taught himself how to open the rice cooker and woke me up by screaming in between mouthfuls of hot rice

@straycatj did you ever try this?

I’ve never, but my landlady had bought a new rice cooker because that black menace opened it everyday and ate hot rice for her breakfast before she woke up😑

89cats:

(by _catsandthecity_)

canisalbus:

✦ Soup ✦